As a human race, are we perfect? Of course not, there are many faults common with all men and women of this race. This paper will discuss the links and effects that these faults have on the world around us, not only on the present day, but on the past lives of our people and how these people have impacted on Climate Change. 

In theory, climate change is actually a good thing, it brings the polar ice caps and the creatures of this planet closer together in more ways than one. When we bring this planet together, we can help people like Scruffy McGregory, who has an alcohol problem ever since his return from World War II. His deep physocoligcal problems echo in our heads about the more problematic people in society, Irish Catholic youths, the scum of society. These kids need to be taught respect and discipline if they're ever going to live in the United States of America. Shape up or ship out, this motto coined by Richard Nixon, US President 1999, is one of the most famous sayings that has brought this fair country to rank near the top in the Pretty Large Country catagory at the 2002 Olympics. Twelve gold medals? That's not enough to beat the USSR, thats not even enough to buy Scruffy McGregory a round of golf down at the local Put Put. 

No, this fair country does not need people like you and I, this country needs a leader. Someone who will say No to immigrants, someone who will violently kill all women and children at the drop of the hat. This country needs someone like dave2, god among men.